exciting detergent allergy

jaclcfrost:

if i call you friend

  • we are friend

if you call me friend

  • we are friend

if you want to be my friend

  • we are friend

friend

  • we are friend

itsvondell:

pharrell has a portrait of himself hidden in his attic that is aging at the rate he would be aging

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

FRICKING TEEN WOLF

this idiot is back on tumblarg

as a child i thought if someone jumped me it would result in me murdering or mutilating a man. but as a man i am not a killer. i’m an artist and a modern person. i’ll choose sanity. no criminal charges. no civil lawsuit. forgiveness, albeit difficult, is wisdom. peace, albeit trite, is what i want in my short life. peace.

did anybody else cry during this scene or was it just me

thatsmypurseidontknoyou:

it was supposed to be your greeting but then i lost my packet of glitter. also the shirt wouldnt have said “will u mry me” but “letz trip ballz”…since I lost the glitter and you forgot the present this proposal is still up for grabs.
You’ll just have to come back soon and grab it first!!!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS U

thatsmypurseidontknoyou:

it was supposed to be your greeting but then i lost my packet of glitter. also the shirt wouldnt have said “will u mry me” but “letz trip ballz”…since I lost the glitter and you forgot the present this proposal is still up for grabs.

You’ll just have to come back soon and grab it first!!!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS U

tete-pownshend:

tete-pownshend:

a very important and creepy letter written to a man whos probably not alive anymore

my mother just told me hes probably been dead for 20 years
because he was ‘old back then’
thank u mother

tete-pownshend:

tete-pownshend:

a very important and creepy letter written to a man whos probably not alive anymore

my mother just told me hes probably been dead for 20 years

because he was ‘old back then’

thank u mother

timandericconfessions:

#80
Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

magicalmischief:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

I think you mean:

Harry Potter and the Magic Rock

Harry Potter and the Secret School Basement

Harry Potter and His Secret Godfather

Harry Potter and the Secret Bird Club

Harry Potter and Snape

Harry Potter and the Camping Trip

i posted an article yesterday on my Facebook that my friend wrote as a plea for fundamentalist Christians to stop traumatizing and bullying LGBTQ people 

and the comments on it rapidly devolved into some of the most horrible things i have ever read

please keep me in your prayers. my spirit aches.